1. |
2SLY4U
03:42
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Yo they say that the intro is the most important part of a rap mixtape
Well I disagree
It's just another part of a rap mixtape
It just happens to be the beginning
Yo I'm 2 fly I'm 2 sly I'm.... I'm tongue tied
I got 2 rides nah just one
I'm just havin fun
I'm bar none
Best rapper alive
That may not be true
But what can ya do?
I'm makin party tunes
For the Tweens 2 play
But not anymore
It just won't stay this way
Gotta say some shit now
Before it all gets turnt around
I gotta speak on a different level
While still remaining trill as hell yo
(Kanye Sample)
Uh... when you hear my mixtape you gonna want a copy
But then you try rapping along and man u suck. u sloppy.
Like when you have sex
It turns out that I'm the best at that too
Because I do everything better than u (o shit!!!!)
MC Coop raps too hard you can't escape it
Raps too hard that you can't get away from it
Raps so much that you wanna touch your butts
From the floor to the ceiling
You got that feeling
Never get respected, plus I'm disconnected from the earth I'm the first person in the universe to be ratchet
I invented twerking
I invented Apple
I invented Snapple
I invented Snapchat
I invented Snap crackle POP goes the WEASEL
I invented an easel because I am an artist
I invented the tardis (so I invented Doctor Who)
It's what I do when I feel up to getting some tomfoolery done
I got a gun
No wait I don't
But I invented guns
I invented blunts
I invented weed
Because it's what I need
Because i can't rap unless I smoke weed
(Kanye)
I am much better at rapping than I used to be
Because clearly I've become an OG
I used to kind of suck but now I fucking rule
And all the other rappers stand by and just drool
They're watching me not fuck up
They're watching me and they're picking at their butts
Can't belive them can't deceive them
They used to be my pals but now they're picking their butts
Uh, if you are standing in the front row, put your hands on butts of the person next to you
Do it (x40)
Ahh you did it
Ah sick u put your hand on his butt
Sick
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2. |
TRU LYFE
02:40
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Yea
Haha
Uh, turn my left headphone up but not the right one hahahahhaha
Yo Winter in brooklyn 2014
Just two homies sipping on dat lean
Snowing outside, snowing on the stereo
Screaming the words together, cos we love indie emo
Sitting here forever, rapping supreme
Our breath is cold cos we can't afford the heat
We bought too much weed
And we smoked all of it
But it doesn't matter
Because we always stay lit
Hey what are you doing with that pan?
What--what?? Are you taking out the eggs?
Oh sure, I'll have eggs. It's uh...
Are you gonna make bacon too?
Okay. It's 3 in the morning.
Yo i'm kinda hungry
I want something in my tummy
You lookin at me funny
Cos I don't have any money
Like I'm the dummy?
And u make these accusations
That I caused the situation
I can't believe these allegations
When u exacerbating my vacation
When I get to the top of the throne
and I'm DROPPIN the throne
and Kanye realizes his career is all gone
And Kim leaves him all alone
And she comes to me and I bury her beneath a tree
Cos I never liked her so I guess I'm a murderer
But I wouldn't hurt anyone
I would just smoke 100 blunts
Chillin, sitting here willin, dealin like a villain
Killin time droppin rhymes all the time
Baby crimes
Uh..... swerve
Yo bitches on my dick cos I look like dan deacon
I got a beacon for all of you heathens
Are your ears bleeding?
Cos you turned up the volume too loud
You were standing in a crowd
Well that's what it's all about
Turn the shit up until you've had too much
Too much is always not enough
That's what I say
that's the way that i trick you
roll up right to your street and then diss you
and then tell your mama she's a bitch dude
cos i don't give a fuck
that's how we rollin through
guns up, blazed out, cashed out, so high
spaghetti western movie plays in the background
bitches on my dick and i'm standing in the crowd
bitches on my dick cos i look like sonic goin 2 fast
i be drivin 88 miles an hour to the past
you can't stop me
my rap skills 2 fresh u tryna flop me
ur skillz are 2 sloppy
download the mixtape buy 100 copies
spend 200 doll hairs
these kicks and these snares
this hips are so hop
and you know i won't stop
until i'm out on top
with the rest of the best
this ain't no test
i'm on a quest
to be number one
i got a gun but the gun is my mouth
cos i'll shoot down your words
because you're a bunch of nerds
BITCH
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3. |
SHEKELS ON SHEKELS
03:19
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Shekels on shekels I'm a rebel for the treble
I'm getting disheveled like Kenan & Kel did
Drankin orange soda for when this shit is over
Red Rover Red Rover will u please come over
I'm wreckin the checkin and i'll beckon for your call so i don't fall and hit a wall break my balls hear the exhaust that's your car it broke down i'm a king without a crown and i'm going around like
DVDs and CDs and reading books and dodging hooks and never having a chorus cos I don't wanna bore us
ha! and i'm bettering myself just for the hell of it makin beef wellington eating cheese dip with hella bacon bits
Rappin too fast that you can't even see so your cover your eyes and you cover your lies you don't exist to begin with
I've never been the best rapper but I know when to stop (never)
My rap skills are so fresh right out the oven i'm just getting better
My words are so vivid like colors on acid and I'm trappin the captain of the ratchet ship encapsulating shit and I'm speculating it, this rap game is wicked, kid
And I'm ripped up, sittin up, crackin up to lip dubs, laughin at the sick stuff, cringing at the picture of a bloody rug
Is it real? Who knows why that got there? I don't.
I don't even wanna die no lie i'm wearing a tie cos i'm a cool guy
I don't have an alibi for being so cool I just simply don't
Honey get your coat
This shit is getting old it's time for us to go
Hey please my friend stick around, turn up the sound, stick ur ass out and bob it up and down
But don't be a drag, don't bring me down, don't be a bitch, don't fuck around
I just want to keep it real, this is just a song about how I feel
I have unlimited swag you can't touch or brush that stuff
And every time it's enough of rubbing butts on each other and such
I'm laughing at memes, making schemes, i have dreams, listening to screamo, ringo is a beatle and he is a weak bro hell no gettin up doe, setttin up yo, words aren't important so i'm just saying whatever comes to mind and that's fine and I #doitforthevine
I'm drinkin tonic water with vodka and lime, it's prime time, for my mind i'm tryin to find time to make rhymes without seeming like i should get slimed on nick
i'm x'ed out! this is what my raps about! gettin 2 faded and then turnin up
Drinkin drugs out of cups, bein a bitch, smokin on dro, feelin like a witch
I just need to get out of here, i'm gettin noided,
I came up with this term "swag" I fucking coined it.
And now it's blown up, I'm showin up
MC Coop I got so many shekels
I got like 50 shekels in my wallet right now
Can't even handle that
RED ROVER
2013 MC COOP
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4. |
THUG IN LOVE
03:16
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Yeah this a little somethin for the ladies out there who be listening and they're like "why isn't there a little somethin for the ladies" well now there is
Check it
Your self-esteem is low but it's okay
It's part of who you are and I won't make you change
You're beautiful the way you are, that's what I say
I want to look at you, each and every day
Doesn't matter where you are, or what you look like
You're inspiring to me on the outside and on the inside
Don't get too scared cos I'm right here
There's no reason to be wary, no need to fear
I'mma drive my car right down the street,
Go to the store, get u what u need
Unless what you need is my love, well it's right here for you, girl, it's free
Watch out!!!!!!!!! Get out of the street!! It's not safe out here.......
Got my head held up cos I think I'm handsome
If you got kidnapped I'd pay a million dollar ransom
But when I get back we'll go out dancin'
Out to the club, sippin on a green martini, wearin a beanie, livin the night life like Houdini
And I'm feelin so astute cos u lookin so cute, my drink has little fruits, but that doesn't mean that I'm one too
Not that there's anything wrong with that, if u disagree then man u lookin for a smack
I want to sit here for a while, right under the moonlight Imma watch u smile
Sit back, listening to giles corey, listening to the music and the story
Hopin that this shit is gonna last, but I know it will pass, that shit is wiggedywiggedywiggedy wack
But there's nothing I can do about that
i may be a thug but i need love
im so lonely
you know how it be in the street without a honey
I gotta get some money
So that I can be funny
And you can laugh too
I want to get you near me cos, i'm bein serious, i'm not delirious, I would marry you cos
I think you're really sweet and I think you're fine, and I will stop at nothing until this girl is mine
Like Michael Jackson said, Billie Jean ain't my girl but instead, this goat ate the soap instead of the oat and began to float in his polka dot coat
That's an old poem from a children's book I read on the Net, I treat any girl nice, I don't throw her out, stomp her on the ground, like a cigarette
That shit is for ol' bustas, which I ain't just anotha, I'm a cool guy yes I'm really fly and I aint gonna rain on your parade because I'm fresh made
This beat has been saved by me
And I be gettin this girl wetter than the everglades
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5. |
CRUISIN' AROUND
04:57
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Damn what i'm finna do tonight
Chill in the city, drive my car down the block, scope out dem biddies
U feel me
I feel that
oh shit it's boutta happen right now
TONIGHT
I be cruisin' through my city
Lookin for some biddies
Drive my car down the street with the windows down
I be low-ridin in my Kia Soul every single fuckin day
Every night, bitch u in the street get the FUCK out of my way
I'm ridin with my boy Chip, lookin for the biddies to smooch and then get ripped
We boutta drive to the Oasis and then Fire & Ice
As long as them girls are really nice
My story so long that I can barely even tell it
Smokin so heavy every deaf man smell it
Check it, I'm bouncin out this muthafuckin car
Drive so fast at night, but I don't even go that far
Drivin 90 in a 30, 100 in a 40, 300 in a 60, but my car stops at 120 I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES OF PHYSICS
MY CAR SO SPASTIC, IT FEELS LIKE IM GOING THAT FAST, TRICK
HA, And I'm drivin by the bull, son, bitches actin like we waitin for a bull run
But we just appreciatin history, hell, we don't know how it happened its all a damn mystery
I don't eat any crumbs only food of the gods, just made a new shipment (versace) yo check out my versace watch
Stop me if it's choppy but these bitches gettin sloppy on that rocky toppy floppy disk metropolis on top of this beat smokin weed, ice cars hoes money ice cars hoes money
And it ain't even funny how i'm droppin these bars
every day and im drivin in my car
Damn I just fuckin killed it mayne
If u ride with me then clearly u aint no lame
Bitch get out my lane, im 2 sly 4 u
If u roll with me then real talk u be all like "damn tru"
I'm gonna roll with someone that matters
Cos y'all climbin up on the social ladder
My rap styles radder, you bitches lookin sadder
But y'all #sadboys so that don't matter
I be drivin in my car, drivin in my car, I be drivin in my car, not givin a fuck
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6. |
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YO THIS IS MC COOP
U DONT WANNA FUCK WITH THIS SHIT
THIS THE KINDA RAP MUSIC THAT'LL MAKE YA SICK
U HEARD IT FROM THE SOURCE, THE REALEST, BETTER STOP NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
THIS SONG ISN'T FOR STRAIGHT EDGE BITCHES
I DO DRUGS
I went to a party once and everybody was rollin BLUNTZ
So I smoked like FIFTY pots, I guess that was kind of a lot
Because then I got really high and my mind, it went goodbye
I was playin basketball with my friends
We were in space, and it never ends when...
I DO DRUGS
I put heroin in my eyeballs when I'm bored
Because living sober is such a chore
I just wanna fight a stranger in a bar
Rip his fucking guts out and keep them in my guitar
Rip off his fucking fingers and keep them in my glove compartment
Put his head in my apartment above my bed
Above my head, there's his head.
Yo FUCK that guy, I killed him dead cos
I DO DRUGS
Fuck bitches get money
I don't go outside it's too sunny
I do drugs and then I go on 4chan
Get yo ass fucked up cos I'm the man
I provide illegal shit and then I go to jail
Just as long as somebody pays my bail
Bitch get higher
Where's the lighter?
I need the fire
I wanna feel kinda tired
Bitch tell me to look inside of me but all I see is I want to smoke bud until I go in front of a fucking judge
Run coke up my iris, you're not the cure you're the virus ur the reason i live 2 forget
Not here? Here to chat, so you fuckin bet
Yo I'll fuck ur bitch
I DO DRUGS AND FUCK UR BITCH
Evan Cooper up in this bitch
SUPER TROOPER here to tutor and fucking neuter these wack ass rappers
Trap skills so hot I catch bears in my free time
Needless to remind
I DO DRUGS
I gotta go get a drink
It'll help me think
Know what I mean? Sippin on that lean
Swaggalicious uptown bitches
Chillin with scum to overcome their daddy issues, cry in tissues and I'll pretend to care
so I can fuck u later
Winky face, dope roller, blunt smoker, coke snorter oh by the way did I mention that
I DO DRUGS
DRUGS, BITCHES
UGH (x420)
SWAG
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7. |
DIPPY
02:15
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IM GETTIN DIPPY
IM GETTIN WAVY
IM GETTIN TRIPPY
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
IM GETTIN MONEY
IM GETTIN SWAG
IM GETTIN HONEY
PUT IT IN A BAG
I'm gettin dippy and dripping my face is melting off
I'm going to outer space in 54321 blast off
I get so high you could call me an astronaut
I get so much ass you could call me an ASStronaut
Bitch you ain't on my level yeah that's what I thought
You'd have to take SO MUCH ACID until your brain starts to rot
Yeah goddamn how real is this, tricked ya it's not
This is all made up and fake, and it was written by Drake
Versace Versace I got a Bugatti and I'm crying forever and reading old love letters
Nothing's getting better it just gets worse
My swag is unreal, but it's all a curse
I wish I wasn't me so I wouldn't have to deal
But it's okay cos none of this is real
Trees just exist only to confuse you
The streets are backwards and they will amuse you
The streetlights are bright tonight but it's day time
These dope rhymes trick your atmosphere
You might as well don't go away come here
You're too far away, not very near
And you keep talking about Richard Gere
I see the sun rising out the window and there's construction workers below
They're so fucking loud I just can't sleep
I can see those dudes and I wave like a creep
But they're not there, they have their there, but i'm not here nor there.
my mind is blank smokin dank
doin drugs smokin nugs
I kissed 300 girls in one hour
And my entire body smelled like a flower
Girls are cute
I like--I like kissing them on the lips
Hahaha
I got so many shekels
DRAKE DID U LIKE THAT SHOUT OUT PLS BE MY FRIEND
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8. |
THE REALEST SHIT
04:20
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Yeah bitch welcome 2 HELL
We're boutta take a little trip into the darker parts of my thoughts
And this is just a little food for ur mind
Food for ur soul
You boutta get all up in the darkest parts of my subconscious,
I'm boutta bust up the goth swag game
I don't even need an accomplice, bitch I'm on this
Recording these hyphy math swag raps until the break of dawn bitch
I'm recording from midnight to six, sometimes I take breaks and watch ice cream and eat Netflix
But most of the time I'm spittin fire, not gettin tired, i'm not a liar, but i don't drink a lot of water, cos I'm gettin hotter
Wanna step up to me well my trap game on lock, I be talkin realer shit than BIGGIE OR TUPAC
(I don't if I'm realer than Biggie or Tupac but I know I'm pretty real........)
Lemme tell u somethin
When I die, I want to fly, into the sky,
Up to the moon, into the dunes, i'm goin there soon, raised up in a silver spoon
I got too much privelege for bein who i am, there's nothin i can do about it but go HAM
Nothin I could do, thats tried and true
It turns out that everyone is gonna hate you, if you're white, rich, and straight too
People that hate ignorant rap it's like psh come on it's so good
I been doin this for a while, it ain't nothin new
If anyone actually thinks I'm seriously ignorant at this point it's like get a fucking CLUE
i'm getting blue in the face, i'm gonna pass out and go to outer space
Yo it must be my birthday I'm rappin 2 lanes, I must be 2 chainz,
I'm workin 2 cranes, the main game and inside your brain
MC COOP goes HARD inside your cranium
cos he's insane and he also goes DUMB
Au contrare, i'm kinda scared, the music blares, and it's so #rare
LIL B my role model, LIL B is my idol, I worship like a god, and if you asked me about Lil B i would silently nod and that's all I got
I give shouts out to folks I love, comin from above, high on purple stuff, sunny D, all right!
Yo my name is Evan, I am from Heaven, and when I was 7 I wanted to be 11, but then I was checkin out ya girl, countin my blessings that shit unfurled
I started gettin a crush, and when u say her name I start to blush but then i had enough i had to cut it off
This is why i party, this is why i party, because i'm so lonely so let's pop out the bacardi
Let's all get depressed and whine about death, and turn the music up, and continue getting fucked up
Let's all pass out on the couch, the music is too loud, the neighbors shouting "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN" but we don't give a shit
We turn it up, we turnt up, ignorant rap, if you ain't feelin that, then u getting #frogged
the #frogboys in your life bitch the #frogboys fucked your wife bitch
WATCH OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM COMIN CLEAN CORRECT
WATCH OUT FOR ME BEHIND YOU I'LL BREAK YA FUCKIN NECK
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9. |
(Skit)
00:07
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10. |
OBESITY (REAL ISSUE)
02:33
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Yo i'm pretty sure this song is the hardest thing I've ever rapped
It's just... It's just too fast....
YO SHOUTS OUT TO HAM KING
AKA BEST OF VINE ON THE APP CALLED VINE
(cough)
I love eating food when I get the mood
I'mma call my friends dude and eat chop suey and my raps skills is fluid
I'm doin it and I ain't even new, kid
I got ranch dressing for blood I can't get enough
I'm chompin peanut butter and fluff it's just the best stuff
I love ham and cheese honestly please I think I got a disease my food goes down with such ease
I'm eating everything ring dings twinkies and a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but I just think
I wish I were healthier but I try my best
I shove everything down like it's stuff I gotta ingest
I shouldn't eat it all, I gotta make a call
I'm feelin sick better reach my doctor for a test I hope there's no scantron with a procter
I was never good at that stuff and maybe it's why i'm so fat
I'm munching always out of stress But I digress
I want burgers and hot dogs and cheese and hot sauce
I want tacos and chickens and sushi and pizza
I want to eat an entire Bugatti even though it's not edible
I want to write a nonsensical book that isn't even legible
ANd then EAT it... And then I'mma eat that book
I'mma eat a book!!
yo If ur morbidly obese put ur hands in tha air
But if you don't have the energy then I don't even care
Just try your best and give me a grunt
You can beat the rest, an amazing stunt
Give me a moan, give me a cough
We'll eat soon when I get the feeing trough.
And I'm gettin pissed off
Because I"m clearly the best rapper alive
Doing mathy swaggy raps 12345
Off the top of my head
You'll wish u were dead
When u hear things that I said
Now get goin
Cos the flow off the dome off the top of this cranium i'm drinkin from the drain and i'm
sittin here with my thoughts spillin out down the main line of my divine
Sun which shines into my
Eyes and all that crap
Makes me wanna speed rap
U know that the latest I'm greatest amazing cant stop gettin famous cos my ratings amaze me won't save me the way that u hatin don't phase me cos the way that i'm stayin i'm 4 rilla not playin
yes I'm riding on a huge rhino with that sick line yo and I can't be stopped for a second so kids better be takin lessons from me right now. MC COOP
Flowin faster than u can say "what was that? like forreal what was that? that was so weird.... i'm really scurred"
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11. |
NANGS
04:28
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Wake up feelin blessed up pistol on tha dressa
I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem
Why don't they all come over here and I'll try and solve em
Bitches on my lap but I just push them off
I'm gettin pissed, raw
Drinkin smirnoff
Rip my beard off
Puttin on lip gloss
Cos I don't give shit
About my appearance
It looks good, and it was on clearance
I'll buy whatever I want
If it make me look good it's somethin i'll flaunt
And I won't change my life no I won't think twice
When I'm makin bacon at the lake and drinkin dirty sprite yo i'm 2 high
And I'm trappin harder than ever before
Listen don't ever come round here anymore
Cos I told you you'll get fucked up, get ya throat cut, knock ya dome up, like u ain't know 'nuff, you gotta know this stuff
Yea, and I be sufferin from realness, feel dis you hear dis, do you feel bitch?
Cos these raps is dropping harder, if it gets any farther u gonna need a doctor
And I'm feeling so sick, cos I ate some stale chocolate,
But I don't give a shit, Because I am so WICKED
I still recorded OBESITY without any issue, are u gettin sick dude, here's a tissue, wipe up that snot fool
And I spit 64 in one take, hey I been recording for days, no i don't need a break, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I DO
YEAH IM COMIN THROUGH AND RUNNING TO YOUR BITCH ASS HOUSE for an hour or two
Rap didn't used to be about pussy money weed, but then I came along and now it's about pussy money weed
We puttin cash away, puffin lye, in a haze, gettin high, for all our days
And blacking out, on the ground, music loud, yo i'm 2 high from all the nangs
My laff sound like tim curry i'm in a hurry im boutta scurry out this flurry life, blurry eyes, worried? i'm not because i'm smoking pot and it makes me laugh a lot and sound like the rocky horror picture show
slo-mo go back, no homo, throw back, heart attack, rancid fat back, and the trap is wack but the lack of the sack of my tack of the nack is immaculate when i'm rollin in the dough cos i got my cash back
from the guy who sold me this broken ass EMPIRE
when it didn't go viral, imma stab u with a biro pen and then i'll do it again get out of my way go back to your hen house
your dumb spouse, she look like a fuckin mouse, with her little teeth all out
i'm drunk as hell can you tell???? im gonna dwell on the fell of the mell of the jell i'm saying words that aren't real
because like busta i don't give a fuck bruh, i'm making it up cuz
i invented the TWERK
yo i just opened a tab and then typed something into google and then closed the tab because i don't know what i'm doing
(look at all the NAAANGS)
I'll just go bang bang join a gang, make it rain, it's my birthday i must be 2 chainz
And I'm spittin hardest in the game, trap skills can't be slowed down or tamed
Yeah i looked at your facebook yeah i looked at your bitstrips
Yeah I dropped on that late hook, bitch u wanna ride on this dick
My trap skills so hot, you might have burnt your hand on the pot
It's on the oven don't touch, too much, are you dutch? i couldn't be treated as such
It seems like you don't know that a flame causes burning
But it's all good in here because y'all still learning
You just gotta sit there, wait it out
I can't be compared to any rappers out there because these kicks and these snares raise too many hairs
And I'm living on givin some chicken to the less fortunate
Cos homelessness is a real problem and the time to wait is over, now it's time to solve em
Now I keep my money in the freezer cos all I want is cold cash
You just flew right past me, but I could feel your mustache
Ha, and I'm rolling a weebl, evil knevil, i'm just lookin for some cheap thrills
And I know what is real cos I'm feelin
Like I'm dead inside tonight, for a wicked time call this number, man that is for tumblr
Because it has no soul, and I'm droppin that flow, because I'm an asshole, and I'm done with it, I gotta go
Uh salisbury steak, iced tea and lemonade, im feelin fresh made,
Oh fuck i dropped the mic!!!! It's cool....
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12. |
SYNONYMS
04:06
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MC COOP droppin hooks left and right
Y'all are gonna have to wait with baited breath
Smithtown NEW YORK 11787
Bitches get at me
Gone fishin' lookin' for some bitches i don't want to quit this put em on my wish list
And I scoped out the tadpole, frogs doe, let's go, do you want some Snapple
The girls I be lookin for ain't here no more, they gone to the store, i've been in this situation before
If you think that i'm kinda dumb, well i'm not near done, it's a lesson son, yu checkin em i'm WRECKIN em i'm on point
ummmm
yea straight up eatin pasta with hot sauce got it stuck in my teeth im gonna need to floss
and my rap skills immaculate, you're gonna get your pussies destroyed
and that doesn't follow the rhyme scheme, but i already said it so you're gonna have 2 accept it
because im so meta, and i'm gettin betta bitch don't cross me i'll take out my baretta
I wish I could stop rapping but I don't know to stop rapping
U WANNA STEP TO ME BUT U WILL NEVER EVEN GET TO ME
THIS IS TOO HARD FOR YALLS
Medusa makes u stoned cos she's rastafari, her snakes are really dreadlocks i'mma stare right in her eye, yo im 2 high
I want an XBOX 420 but i don't have any money and it's not even funny because I don't have ANY money
Yeah bitch i'm poor as fuck but don't give me that puppy eye treatment things are bad enough
I'm just gonna get a game for my PS2, because i'm retro its true, it's all i can do it's all i can afford, bitch you don't have a a a a a a a pumpkin you're only a gord
HERE'S A BUNCH OF SYNONYMS FOR PUSSY
ABYSS, THE
BEARDED CLAM
BEEF CURTAINS
BIRTH CANNON
BLACK BESS
BLUEBEARD’S CLOSET
BONE YARD
BUM FIDDLE
BUTTER BOAT
CABBAGE FIELD
CAPE HORN
CATCHER’S MITT
CLOVEN TUFT
COCK SOCKET
COD CANAL
COOTER
CRADLE OF FILTH
CREASE
CROTCH COBBLER
CUM DUMPSTER
DEAD-END STREET
DICK SHARPENER
DOODLE SACK
EEL SKINNER
FANCY BIT
FISH FACTORY
FLAMING LIPS
FLESH TUXEDO
FLYTRAP
FOOFY BIRD
FUN TUNNEL
FURBACK TURTLE
GOLDFINCH’S NEST
GOO POT
GRAVY BOAT
GRINDSTONE
GUTTED HAMSTER
HAIRY MANILOW
(and a) HAPPY VALLEY
HIDEY HOLE
HOO-HA
JACK STRAW’S CASTLE
KNOB GOBBLER
LADY JANE
LAPLAND
LOBSTER CLAW
MADGE
MAGPIE’S NEST
MANHOLE
MAP OF TASMANIA
MARK OF THE BEAST
MEAT MUFFIN
MOOSE KNUCKLE
MOTHER OF ALL SOULS
MOUNT PLEASANT
MUSTARD POT
ORGAN GRINDER
PECAN PATTIE
PENIS PENITENTIARY
PERIWINKLE
PINK CANOE
PUNANI
PIPE CLEANER
PRICK PURSE
QUIVERING QUIM
RED-HAIRED LASS
ROCKET POCKET
RUSTY AXE WOUND
SACAPUNTAS
SALT CELLAR
SAUSAGE WALLET
SCABBARD
SILK IGLOO
SKUNK GUTS
SLOBBERING BULLDOG
SMELLY JELLY HOLE
SNAKE CHARMER
SOUTH POLE
SNAPPER
SPERM HARBOR
SPLIT KNISH
STENCH TRENCH
STICKY BUN
SUGAR BASIN
TAFFY PULLER
TINKLEFLOWER
TROUT BASKET
TUNA TACO
TWAT WAFFLE
UNDER-DIMPLE
VADGE
VERTICAL GRIMACE
VELVET GLOVE
WEENIE WRINGER
WHISKER BISCUIT
WILLY WASHER
WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS, THE
YA-YA
YEAST CAKE
YONI
YUM-YUM
That's the whole list there isn't a z synonym for vagina. Thanks for listening here's the next track
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AY CLEOPATRA (the kitten) U WANNA SPIT A BAR ON MY RAP MIXTAPE? (purring)
AW THAT SHIT GOES HARD
I'm like Rick Ross and HOVA cos i'm at a black bar mitzvah
My flow went so fast, but i'm not black, this is JEWISH rap, yall caint handle that,
i be spittin fire burnt u til y'all charred, oh did you mean that rap style was just TOO HARD?
Netflix is my new middle name, you could call me Evan Netflix Cooper, with the fame yo i'm running the rap game,
thought i was kinda lame, but now it's turnt around mayne
turnt up im burnt up, my butter is all churned up, and by butter i mean word play thats the stuff that i say
you know like my butter tastin good on bread, because that's just the stuff that i said haha
(I'm kind of like pretty awesome basically
If I had a superpower it would prolly be.... FLYING
Because like, wizards kinda need to fly sometimes to avoid like, predators)
Yeah Jewish rap, yall caint handle that, prolly thought i was wack, now i be totally comin back in the rap game
stacks on a pack, max on a macbook, killed u with that hook, and i'm movin out straight into flatbush
brooklyn, i took it, and booked it i shook it, cos i need it i'm heated the seat is for readin don't leave it for reasons unexplained for a REASON
yea and i look like david bowie, don't u even know me, homie, u look like u runnin from the police
nosy, cos you stick your nose in too much, and then watch real shit go down, and your cheeks get all blush r u in a rush
MY RAP SKILLED CONNECTED, THE LEVEL SELECTED, A MILLION FAST RAPS FOR YALL, NEVER GETTIN ELECTED FOR PRESIDENT
Im a resident, on a regiment i got extra cents and im giving em out for yall while i'm drivin a BENZ
UNGH
And I'm drivin on a Harley, chris farley, dana carvey, and bob marley AINT EVEN HARD 2 SEE
That i'm the best beat the rest, going in, aint a test, i'm so blessed, because i have my best friend and i love him til the end (no homo)
don't worry it was no homo
i'm goin up this escalator, i'mma take out my calculator, count your points in my swagulator, i'm 3 hunna erry day, i'm poppin out the elevator, poppin hella paper, makin so much CHEDDA im gonna need a waiter
for my mansion, got an expansion, of the ranch dressin, i'm not messin, i'm not gonna get dressed for a test i can simply profess than i am the best
and i'm rollin with the realest, you feel this, it's eel bits, don't worry it's not real bitch, it's not real shit,
i'm just trollin u
whatchu gonna do
when i come thru
the rap game is TRU
got twerk juice all up in my body
shit goes hard makes me feel naughty
Yo I gotta sit back for a sec, gotta crack my neck, chillin
Yeah Jewish rap, yall caint handle that, prolly thought i was wack, now i be totally comin back in the rap game
stacks on a pack, max on a macbook, killed u with that hook
Never heard rap likes this before
Jewish rap
Shekels on shekels
I GOT SO MANY SHEKELS
I GOT 50 SHEKELS!!!
50, 50, 50 SHEKELS
50 Shekels bitch
Suck my american dick
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14. |
BRITISH BITCHEZ
03:08
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Yo shouts out to Callum Lowes
Shouts out to David Vine
Shouts out to all my British friends
Shouts out to Britain in general
Why are y'all tawkin like that i gotta take a cawse of ecktion i got an erection from all kinds of directions
That's how how british people talk no i'm not tryna mock just being honest british people be on this
Don't fuck around because I'm colombian and jewish
Bitch you acting crazy but I thought y'all already knew this
I'm more tough in my fingernail than in your whole body
Your whole crew is shoddy takin shots at me ON that, B
I be watchin SVU with my moms in the middle of the week
Walkin like mean joe green and wearing sweatpants instead of jeans
Its the middle of the afternoon, what am I doin, makin rap tunes, dunkin on wack goons
THought you already knew this, but you new to this, i'm doing this, you ain't got ludacris???
2 fast 2 furious, i'm past delirious, i'm overzealous, overwhelming, overachieving, oversmelling
I haven't showered in 20 years, drinkin 20 beers, recording engineer, without any fear
I would quit the rap game, if it didn't need to be saved, but i'm here to stay unless it's changed
But for now it sucks, i'm the one who fucks with it, gettin it, checkin it, right of the set list
Yo I know my friend Ethan isn't British but like shouts out to Ethan
I drank too much orange soda, skated too much and broke my shoulda
Now it's gettin colda outside seasons changed the summer died
Power slide
Eskimos don't mind the cold
They got a tiny nose and TONS OF HOES
I know that Callum Lowes got a bunch of hoes
Because bitches on his dick
Cos he look like Obama
And he's white
But he STILL look like Obama
I played trauma center on my DS and I am the best doctor if i was really a doctor i would not get sued that's how good i am at saving the mood
I'm a cool dude Smokin weed, drinkin orange soda, skating hard, bitches move ova cos u don't know what's happenin
You know what it's time for all you other bitch ass rappers to move over for like 5 seconds
Because I have to get in line. And I'm gonna show u a good old time. if you know what i mean. and you know what i mean. if you know what i meant. I GOT BRITISH BITCHEZ OVER HERE. ALL THESE BRITISH BITCHES ARE BRITISH
I don't stop rapping for one second
I'm never going to learn my lesson
Can't trick me into undressing
Been there done that ain't no confessing
I have to rock now
Ain't gonna flop now
Bitches gonna drop now
Into my lap now
Please do not have a cow
Please do not get too loud
Please do not lie to me now
Please do not fly to me now
I wish I could fly
I wish I could lie
I wish I could live
I wish I could die
I wish I couldn't rap
So that I could stop this
But I must be on your lip
Because you wanna cop this
Long Island Police
That was a pun
My words are a gun
And I'm rolling 100 blunts
Drinking so much that I'm gonna puke
This beat is the bomb I just fucking NUKED
Money everywhere because I'm so rich
But I spent it all because I'm a dumb bitch
I don't ever want to be respected
I just want to be killed in a fire
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15. |
TWERK JUICE
04:09
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Back when I was younger, you could throw my wordplay in the dumpster
I wasn't even doin rap, but still I wasn't no busta
You could trust me, I been an OG since before you was born
I'm not mediocre at all anymore, but I put the K in the Korn, the C in the Chord
The E is for Evan, the G is for Greatness, and I'm actin natural, i'm actual, i'm real
You want to stop me, but you can't flop me
Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice
So my raps get harder, Unto Cae beats take me farther
Twerk juice, twerk juice, i don't have an excuse
This ain't jesus juice, it's not abuse this is not a free plane ride or a cruise, this is just some twerk juice
You know what's happenin
MC COOP 2013
It's thanksgiving
So you better start GIVIN
CHHHANUKAH is on the same day as thanksgiving
And i'm gonna start living
And you wanna drop with me Because you know I am an OG
Here try it, you just might like it, put it in your coffee, drop it in your eyelids
I don't care, but you still wanna try it, i'm the gum devil bitch, i just killed u with a trident
maybe too violent for y'all, i'll just twerk back a bit
This is just a musical song, it's not a magic trick, just relax, kid, this music is sick
I fucked up, roll the tape back,
hop back on the magic stick
I'm gonna show u a magic trick NO IM NOT
im just gonna rap on a song and it's not gonna be too long
JUST KIDDING
It's gonna be taking up your whole life that's what it's gonna be
If you thought that MC Coop was not the best
Well then you need to get with the rest of the list of the best on my chest
Im not wrestling I'm not doing that SHIT
I'm just rapping and using my voice and my brain to come in, rhythm and....
It's insane how... oh my god there's a kitty cat on my lap now
Oh man now I'm just FREESTYLIN now
Cos i don't really care i just want the song to end
Ahh there's TWO kitties on my lap now
This is crazy man i don't even know what's HAPPENING right now man
Oh man this is crazy
These guys just wanna cuddle well I just wanna SNUGGLE
I don't even remember half the stuff I just said cos I made it all up off the top of my head
And I don't give a shit about yr fuckin bitch
Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice
If you got a cup, fill it up!! (with twerk juice)
And then say "I have a cup full of twerk juice in my hand, and I'm drinking it and I don't give a shit cos I'm gonna twerk with my butt"
Every time I try, try, try, try
I don't like when I don't make anything happen to my life
And everything dies around me
It dies around me
Yo you want to get to get some twerk juice. Well you know the address to get it. You want some of this...... I don't give a fuck about this shit. I just want to get fucked up on twerk juice. And guess what I'm doing? You guessed it!!! I'm drinking TWERK JUICe!!!!!!
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16. |
YA MESSED UP!!!!!!
01:09
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IIIIIIIIM WAY 2 FUCKING SLY 4 U THAT U CAINT EVEN LISTEN
MY NOISY RAP STYLES AINT JUST ABOUT TWERKIN ON U BITCHES
SOMETIMES IM GETTIN NOIDED LIKE THE TWERK GAME AVOIDED
SOMETIMES IM GETTING FUCKED UP AND DOING DRUGS UNTIL IVE HAD TOO MUCH
STOP ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS ONE
BUT ITS ABOUT A BOY WHO GOT HIS THROAT CUT
WHEN HE KNEW TOO MUCH, SAID TOO MUCH
LISTEN TO MC COOP'S MIXTAPE
YOU MESSED UP
yes. you fucker.
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17. |
WOA!
02:30
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YEAAA ITS ALL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
WE GONNA STOP THAT NOW WE GONNA SHOW U WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
YEAAA IM GONNA SHOW U SOMETHIN REAL SON SOMETHIN THAT U NEVER EVEN FEEL SON
Yea. Are you ready for this?
If you wanna know what is coming next, well, nothing else, this is the rest.
This is the last song on the album, hope u had fun. Now it's over, go get urself a soda
Because it's done that was fun for sure, I would know because I had fun myself
(Sample from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lezEnYBpEtU )
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