Yo they say that the intro is the most important part of a rap mixtape Well I disagree It's just another part of a rap mixtape It just happens to be the beginning Yo I'm 2 fly I'm 2 sly I'm.... I'm tongue tied I got 2 rides nah just one I'm just havin fun I'm bar none Best rapper alive That may not be true But what can ya do? I'm makin party tunes For the Tweens 2 play But not anymore It just won't stay this way Gotta say some shit now Before it all gets turnt around I gotta speak on a different level While still remaining trill as hell yo (Kanye Sample) Uh... when you hear my mixtape you gonna want a copy But then you try rapping along and man u suck. u sloppy. Like when you have sex It turns out that I'm the best at that too Because I do everything better than u (o shit!!!!) MC Coop raps too hard you can't escape it Raps too hard that you can't get away from it Raps so much that you wanna touch your butts From the floor to the ceiling You got that feeling Never get respected, plus I'm disconnected from the earth I'm the first person in the universe to be ratchet I invented twerking I invented Apple I invented Snapple I invented Snapchat I invented Snap crackle POP goes the WEASEL I invented an easel because I am an artist I invented the tardis (so I invented Doctor Who) It's what I do when I feel up to getting some tomfoolery done I got a gun No wait I don't But I invented guns I invented blunts I invented weed Because it's what I need Because i can't rap unless I smoke weed (Kanye) I am much better at rapping than I used to be Because clearly I've become an OG I used to kind of suck but now I fucking rule And all the other rappers stand by and just drool They're watching me not fuck up They're watching me and they're picking at their butts Can't belive them can't deceive them They used to be my pals but now they're picking their butts Uh, if you are standing in the front row, put your hands on butts of the person next to you Do it (x40) Ahh you did it Ah sick u put your hand on his butt Sick

Yea Haha Uh, turn my left headphone up but not the right one hahahahhaha Yo Winter in brooklyn 2014 Just two homies sipping on dat lean Snowing outside, snowing on the stereo Screaming the words together, cos we love indie emo Sitting here forever, rapping supreme Our breath is cold cos we can't afford the heat We bought too much weed And we smoked all of it But it doesn't matter Because we always stay lit Hey what are you doing with that pan? What--what?? Are you taking out the eggs? Oh sure, I'll have eggs. It's uh... Are you gonna make bacon too? Okay. It's 3 in the morning. Yo i'm kinda hungry I want something in my tummy You lookin at me funny Cos I don't have any money Like I'm the dummy? And u make these accusations That I caused the situation I can't believe these allegations When u exacerbating my vacation When I get to the top of the throne and I'm DROPPIN the throne and Kanye realizes his career is all gone And Kim leaves him all alone And she comes to me and I bury her beneath a tree Cos I never liked her so I guess I'm a murderer But I wouldn't hurt anyone I would just smoke 100 blunts Chillin, sitting here willin, dealin like a villain Killin time droppin rhymes all the time Baby crimes Uh..... swerve Yo bitches on my dick cos I look like dan deacon I got a beacon for all of you heathens Are your ears bleeding? Cos you turned up the volume too loud You were standing in a crowd Well that's what it's all about Turn the shit up until you've had too much Too much is always not enough That's what I say that's the way that i trick you roll up right to your street and then diss you and then tell your mama she's a bitch dude cos i don't give a fuck that's how we rollin through guns up, blazed out, cashed out, so high spaghetti western movie plays in the background bitches on my dick and i'm standing in the crowd bitches on my dick cos i look like sonic goin 2 fast i be drivin 88 miles an hour to the past you can't stop me my rap skills 2 fresh u tryna flop me ur skillz are 2 sloppy download the mixtape buy 100 copies spend 200 doll hairs these kicks and these snares this hips are so hop and you know i won't stop until i'm out on top with the rest of the best this ain't no test i'm on a quest to be number one i got a gun but the gun is my mouth cos i'll shoot down your words because you're a bunch of nerds BITCH

Shekels on shekels I'm a rebel for the treble I'm getting disheveled like Kenan & Kel did Drankin orange soda for when this shit is over Red Rover Red Rover will u please come over I'm wreckin the checkin and i'll beckon for your call so i don't fall and hit a wall break my balls hear the exhaust that's your car it broke down i'm a king without a crown and i'm going around like DVDs and CDs and reading books and dodging hooks and never having a chorus cos I don't wanna bore us ha! and i'm bettering myself just for the hell of it makin beef wellington eating cheese dip with hella bacon bits Rappin too fast that you can't even see so your cover your eyes and you cover your lies you don't exist to begin with I've never been the best rapper but I know when to stop (never) My rap skills are so fresh right out the oven i'm just getting better My words are so vivid like colors on acid and I'm trappin the captain of the ratchet ship encapsulating shit and I'm speculating it, this rap game is wicked, kid And I'm ripped up, sittin up, crackin up to lip dubs, laughin at the sick stuff, cringing at the picture of a bloody rug Is it real? Who knows why that got there? I don't. I don't even wanna die no lie i'm wearing a tie cos i'm a cool guy I don't have an alibi for being so cool I just simply don't Honey get your coat This shit is getting old it's time for us to go Hey please my friend stick around, turn up the sound, stick ur ass out and bob it up and down But don't be a drag, don't bring me down, don't be a bitch, don't fuck around I just want to keep it real, this is just a song about how I feel I have unlimited swag you can't touch or brush that stuff And every time it's enough of rubbing butts on each other and such I'm laughing at memes, making schemes, i have dreams, listening to screamo, ringo is a beatle and he is a weak bro hell no gettin up doe, setttin up yo, words aren't important so i'm just saying whatever comes to mind and that's fine and I #doitforthevine I'm drinkin tonic water with vodka and lime, it's prime time, for my mind i'm tryin to find time to make rhymes without seeming like i should get slimed on nick i'm x'ed out! this is what my raps about! gettin 2 faded and then turnin up Drinkin drugs out of cups, bein a bitch, smokin on dro, feelin like a witch I just need to get out of here, i'm gettin noided, I came up with this term "swag" I fucking coined it. And now it's blown up, I'm showin up MC Coop I got so many shekels I got like 50 shekels in my wallet right now Can't even handle that RED ROVER 2013 MC COOP

Yeah this a little somethin for the ladies out there who be listening and they're like "why isn't there a little somethin for the ladies" well now there is Check it Your self-esteem is low but it's okay It's part of who you are and I won't make you change You're beautiful the way you are, that's what I say I want to look at you, each and every day Doesn't matter where you are, or what you look like You're inspiring to me on the outside and on the inside Don't get too scared cos I'm right here There's no reason to be wary, no need to fear I'mma drive my car right down the street, Go to the store, get u what u need Unless what you need is my love, well it's right here for you, girl, it's free Watch out!!!!!!!!! Get out of the street!! It's not safe out here....... Got my head held up cos I think I'm handsome If you got kidnapped I'd pay a million dollar ransom But when I get back we'll go out dancin' Out to the club, sippin on a green martini, wearin a beanie, livin the night life like Houdini And I'm feelin so astute cos u lookin so cute, my drink has little fruits, but that doesn't mean that I'm one too Not that there's anything wrong with that, if u disagree then man u lookin for a smack I want to sit here for a while, right under the moonlight Imma watch u smile Sit back, listening to giles corey, listening to the music and the story Hopin that this shit is gonna last, but I know it will pass, that shit is wiggedywiggedywiggedy wack But there's nothing I can do about that i may be a thug but i need love im so lonely you know how it be in the street without a honey I gotta get some money So that I can be funny And you can laugh too I want to get you near me cos, i'm bein serious, i'm not delirious, I would marry you cos I think you're really sweet and I think you're fine, and I will stop at nothing until this girl is mine Like Michael Jackson said, Billie Jean ain't my girl but instead, this goat ate the soap instead of the oat and began to float in his polka dot coat That's an old poem from a children's book I read on the Net, I treat any girl nice, I don't throw her out, stomp her on the ground, like a cigarette That shit is for ol' bustas, which I ain't just anotha, I'm a cool guy yes I'm really fly and I aint gonna rain on your parade because I'm fresh made This beat has been saved by me And I be gettin this girl wetter than the everglades

Damn what i'm finna do tonight Chill in the city, drive my car down the block, scope out dem biddies U feel me I feel that oh shit it's boutta happen right now TONIGHT I be cruisin' through my city Lookin for some biddies Drive my car down the street with the windows down I be low-ridin in my Kia Soul every single fuckin day Every night, bitch u in the street get the FUCK out of my way I'm ridin with my boy Chip, lookin for the biddies to smooch and then get ripped We boutta drive to the Oasis and then Fire & Ice As long as them girls are really nice My story so long that I can barely even tell it Smokin so heavy every deaf man smell it Check it, I'm bouncin out this muthafuckin car Drive so fast at night, but I don't even go that far Drivin 90 in a 30, 100 in a 40, 300 in a 60, but my car stops at 120 I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES OF PHYSICS MY CAR SO SPASTIC, IT FEELS LIKE IM GOING THAT FAST, TRICK HA, And I'm drivin by the bull, son, bitches actin like we waitin for a bull run But we just appreciatin history, hell, we don't know how it happened its all a damn mystery I don't eat any crumbs only food of the gods, just made a new shipment (versace) yo check out my versace watch Stop me if it's choppy but these bitches gettin sloppy on that rocky toppy floppy disk metropolis on top of this beat smokin weed, ice cars hoes money ice cars hoes money And it ain't even funny how i'm droppin these bars every day and im drivin in my car Damn I just fuckin killed it mayne If u ride with me then clearly u aint no lame Bitch get out my lane, im 2 sly 4 u If u roll with me then real talk u be all like "damn tru" I'm gonna roll with someone that matters Cos y'all climbin up on the social ladder My rap styles radder, you bitches lookin sadder But y'all #sadboys so that don't matter I be drivin in my car, drivin in my car, I be drivin in my car, not givin a fuck

YO THIS IS MC COOP U DONT WANNA FUCK WITH THIS SHIT THIS THE KINDA RAP MUSIC THAT'LL MAKE YA SICK U HEARD IT FROM THE SOURCE, THE REALEST, BETTER STOP NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS SONG ISN'T FOR STRAIGHT EDGE BITCHES I DO DRUGS I went to a party once and everybody was rollin BLUNTZ So I smoked like FIFTY pots, I guess that was kind of a lot Because then I got really high and my mind, it went goodbye I was playin basketball with my friends We were in space, and it never ends when... I DO DRUGS I put heroin in my eyeballs when I'm bored Because living sober is such a chore I just wanna fight a stranger in a bar Rip his fucking guts out and keep them in my guitar Rip off his fucking fingers and keep them in my glove compartment Put his head in my apartment above my bed Above my head, there's his head. Yo FUCK that guy, I killed him dead cos I DO DRUGS Fuck bitches get money I don't go outside it's too sunny I do drugs and then I go on 4chan Get yo ass fucked up cos I'm the man I provide illegal shit and then I go to jail Just as long as somebody pays my bail Bitch get higher Where's the lighter? I need the fire I wanna feel kinda tired Bitch tell me to look inside of me but all I see is I want to smoke bud until I go in front of a fucking judge Run coke up my iris, you're not the cure you're the virus ur the reason i live 2 forget Not here? Here to chat, so you fuckin bet Yo I'll fuck ur bitch I DO DRUGS AND FUCK UR BITCH Evan Cooper up in this bitch SUPER TROOPER here to tutor and fucking neuter these wack ass rappers Trap skills so hot I catch bears in my free time Needless to remind I DO DRUGS I gotta go get a drink It'll help me think Know what I mean? Sippin on that lean Swaggalicious uptown bitches Chillin with scum to overcome their daddy issues, cry in tissues and I'll pretend to care so I can fuck u later Winky face, dope roller, blunt smoker, coke snorter oh by the way did I mention that I DO DRUGS DRUGS, BITCHES UGH (x420) SWAG

IM GETTIN DIPPY IM GETTIN WAVY IM GETTIN TRIPPY SOMEBODY SAVE ME IM GETTIN MONEY IM GETTIN SWAG IM GETTIN HONEY PUT IT IN A BAG I'm gettin dippy and dripping my face is melting off I'm going to outer space in 54321 blast off I get so high you could call me an astronaut I get so much ass you could call me an ASStronaut Bitch you ain't on my level yeah that's what I thought You'd have to take SO MUCH ACID until your brain starts to rot Yeah goddamn how real is this, tricked ya it's not This is all made up and fake, and it was written by Drake Versace Versace I got a Bugatti and I'm crying forever and reading old love letters Nothing's getting better it just gets worse My swag is unreal, but it's all a curse I wish I wasn't me so I wouldn't have to deal But it's okay cos none of this is real Trees just exist only to confuse you The streets are backwards and they will amuse you The streetlights are bright tonight but it's day time These dope rhymes trick your atmosphere You might as well don't go away come here You're too far away, not very near And you keep talking about Richard Gere I see the sun rising out the window and there's construction workers below They're so fucking loud I just can't sleep I can see those dudes and I wave like a creep But they're not there, they have their there, but i'm not here nor there. my mind is blank smokin dank doin drugs smokin nugs I kissed 300 girls in one hour And my entire body smelled like a flower Girls are cute I like--I like kissing them on the lips Hahaha I got so many shekels DRAKE DID U LIKE THAT SHOUT OUT PLS BE MY FRIEND

Yeah bitch welcome 2 HELL We're boutta take a little trip into the darker parts of my thoughts And this is just a little food for ur mind Food for ur soul You boutta get all up in the darkest parts of my subconscious, I'm boutta bust up the goth swag game I don't even need an accomplice, bitch I'm on this Recording these hyphy math swag raps until the break of dawn bitch I'm recording from midnight to six, sometimes I take breaks and watch ice cream and eat Netflix But most of the time I'm spittin fire, not gettin tired, i'm not a liar, but i don't drink a lot of water, cos I'm gettin hotter Wanna step up to me well my trap game on lock, I be talkin realer shit than BIGGIE OR TUPAC (I don't if I'm realer than Biggie or Tupac but I know I'm pretty real........) Lemme tell u somethin When I die, I want to fly, into the sky, Up to the moon, into the dunes, i'm goin there soon, raised up in a silver spoon I got too much privelege for bein who i am, there's nothin i can do about it but go HAM Nothin I could do, thats tried and true It turns out that everyone is gonna hate you, if you're white, rich, and straight too People that hate ignorant rap it's like psh come on it's so good I been doin this for a while, it ain't nothin new If anyone actually thinks I'm seriously ignorant at this point it's like get a fucking CLUE i'm getting blue in the face, i'm gonna pass out and go to outer space Yo it must be my birthday I'm rappin 2 lanes, I must be 2 chainz, I'm workin 2 cranes, the main game and inside your brain MC COOP goes HARD inside your cranium cos he's insane and he also goes DUMB Au contrare, i'm kinda scared, the music blares, and it's so #rare LIL B my role model, LIL B is my idol, I worship like a god, and if you asked me about Lil B i would silently nod and that's all I got I give shouts out to folks I love, comin from above, high on purple stuff, sunny D, all right! Yo my name is Evan, I am from Heaven, and when I was 7 I wanted to be 11, but then I was checkin out ya girl, countin my blessings that shit unfurled I started gettin a crush, and when u say her name I start to blush but then i had enough i had to cut it off This is why i party, this is why i party, because i'm so lonely so let's pop out the bacardi Let's all get depressed and whine about death, and turn the music up, and continue getting fucked up Let's all pass out on the couch, the music is too loud, the neighbors shouting "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN" but we don't give a shit We turn it up, we turnt up, ignorant rap, if you ain't feelin that, then u getting #frogged the #frogboys in your life bitch the #frogboys fucked your wife bitch WATCH OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM COMIN CLEAN CORRECT WATCH OUT FOR ME BEHIND YOU I'LL BREAK YA FUCKIN NECK

Yo i'm pretty sure this song is the hardest thing I've ever rapped It's just... It's just too fast.... YO SHOUTS OUT TO HAM KING AKA BEST OF VINE ON THE APP CALLED VINE (cough) I love eating food when I get the mood I'mma call my friends dude and eat chop suey and my raps skills is fluid I'm doin it and I ain't even new, kid I got ranch dressing for blood I can't get enough I'm chompin peanut butter and fluff it's just the best stuff I love ham and cheese honestly please I think I got a disease my food goes down with such ease I'm eating everything ring dings twinkies and a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but I just think I wish I were healthier but I try my best I shove everything down like it's stuff I gotta ingest I shouldn't eat it all, I gotta make a call I'm feelin sick better reach my doctor for a test I hope there's no scantron with a procter I was never good at that stuff and maybe it's why i'm so fat I'm munching always out of stress But I digress I want burgers and hot dogs and cheese and hot sauce I want tacos and chickens and sushi and pizza I want to eat an entire Bugatti even though it's not edible I want to write a nonsensical book that isn't even legible ANd then EAT it... And then I'mma eat that book I'mma eat a book!! yo If ur morbidly obese put ur hands in tha air But if you don't have the energy then I don't even care Just try your best and give me a grunt You can beat the rest, an amazing stunt Give me a moan, give me a cough We'll eat soon when I get the feeing trough. And I'm gettin pissed off Because I"m clearly the best rapper alive Doing mathy swaggy raps 12345 Off the top of my head You'll wish u were dead When u hear things that I said Now get goin Cos the flow off the dome off the top of this cranium i'm drinkin from the drain and i'm sittin here with my thoughts spillin out down the main line of my divine Sun which shines into my Eyes and all that crap Makes me wanna speed rap U know that the latest I'm greatest amazing cant stop gettin famous cos my ratings amaze me won't save me the way that u hatin don't phase me cos the way that i'm stayin i'm 4 rilla not playin yes I'm riding on a huge rhino with that sick line yo and I can't be stopped for a second so kids better be takin lessons from me right now. MC COOP Flowin faster than u can say "what was that? like forreal what was that? that was so weird.... i'm really scurred"

Wake up feelin blessed up pistol on tha dressa I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem Why don't they all come over here and I'll try and solve em Bitches on my lap but I just push them off I'm gettin pissed, raw Drinkin smirnoff Rip my beard off Puttin on lip gloss Cos I don't give shit About my appearance It looks good, and it was on clearance I'll buy whatever I want If it make me look good it's somethin i'll flaunt And I won't change my life no I won't think twice When I'm makin bacon at the lake and drinkin dirty sprite yo i'm 2 high And I'm trappin harder than ever before Listen don't ever come round here anymore Cos I told you you'll get fucked up, get ya throat cut, knock ya dome up, like u ain't know 'nuff, you gotta know this stuff Yea, and I be sufferin from realness, feel dis you hear dis, do you feel bitch? Cos these raps is dropping harder, if it gets any farther u gonna need a doctor And I'm feeling so sick, cos I ate some stale chocolate, But I don't give a shit, Because I am so WICKED I still recorded OBESITY without any issue, are u gettin sick dude, here's a tissue, wipe up that snot fool And I spit 64 in one take, hey I been recording for days, no i don't need a break, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I DO YEAH IM COMIN THROUGH AND RUNNING TO YOUR BITCH ASS HOUSE for an hour or two Rap didn't used to be about pussy money weed, but then I came along and now it's about pussy money weed We puttin cash away, puffin lye, in a haze, gettin high, for all our days And blacking out, on the ground, music loud, yo i'm 2 high from all the nangs My laff sound like tim curry i'm in a hurry im boutta scurry out this flurry life, blurry eyes, worried? i'm not because i'm smoking pot and it makes me laugh a lot and sound like the rocky horror picture show slo-mo go back, no homo, throw back, heart attack, rancid fat back, and the trap is wack but the lack of the sack of my tack of the nack is immaculate when i'm rollin in the dough cos i got my cash back from the guy who sold me this broken ass EMPIRE when it didn't go viral, imma stab u with a biro pen and then i'll do it again get out of my way go back to your hen house your dumb spouse, she look like a fuckin mouse, with her little teeth all out i'm drunk as hell can you tell???? im gonna dwell on the fell of the mell of the jell i'm saying words that aren't real because like busta i don't give a fuck bruh, i'm making it up cuz i invented the TWERK yo i just opened a tab and then typed something into google and then closed the tab because i don't know what i'm doing (look at all the NAAANGS) I'll just go bang bang join a gang, make it rain, it's my birthday i must be 2 chainz And I'm spittin hardest in the game, trap skills can't be slowed down or tamed Yeah i looked at your facebook yeah i looked at your bitstrips Yeah I dropped on that late hook, bitch u wanna ride on this dick My trap skills so hot, you might have burnt your hand on the pot It's on the oven don't touch, too much, are you dutch? i couldn't be treated as such It seems like you don't know that a flame causes burning But it's all good in here because y'all still learning You just gotta sit there, wait it out I can't be compared to any rappers out there because these kicks and these snares raise too many hairs And I'm living on givin some chicken to the less fortunate Cos homelessness is a real problem and the time to wait is over, now it's time to solve em Now I keep my money in the freezer cos all I want is cold cash You just flew right past me, but I could feel your mustache Ha, and I'm rolling a weebl, evil knevil, i'm just lookin for some cheap thrills And I know what is real cos I'm feelin Like I'm dead inside tonight, for a wicked time call this number, man that is for tumblr Because it has no soul, and I'm droppin that flow, because I'm an asshole, and I'm done with it, I gotta go Uh salisbury steak, iced tea and lemonade, im feelin fresh made, Oh fuck i dropped the mic!!!! It's cool....

MC COOP droppin hooks left and right Y'all are gonna have to wait with baited breath Smithtown NEW YORK 11787 Bitches get at me Gone fishin' lookin' for some bitches i don't want to quit this put em on my wish list And I scoped out the tadpole, frogs doe, let's go, do you want some Snapple The girls I be lookin for ain't here no more, they gone to the store, i've been in this situation before If you think that i'm kinda dumb, well i'm not near done, it's a lesson son, yu checkin em i'm WRECKIN em i'm on point ummmm yea straight up eatin pasta with hot sauce got it stuck in my teeth im gonna need to floss and my rap skills immaculate, you're gonna get your pussies destroyed and that doesn't follow the rhyme scheme, but i already said it so you're gonna have 2 accept it because im so meta, and i'm gettin betta bitch don't cross me i'll take out my baretta I wish I could stop rapping but I don't know to stop rapping U WANNA STEP TO ME BUT U WILL NEVER EVEN GET TO ME THIS IS TOO HARD FOR YALLS Medusa makes u stoned cos she's rastafari, her snakes are really dreadlocks i'mma stare right in her eye, yo im 2 high I want an XBOX 420 but i don't have any money and it's not even funny because I don't have ANY money Yeah bitch i'm poor as fuck but don't give me that puppy eye treatment things are bad enough I'm just gonna get a game for my PS2, because i'm retro its true, it's all i can do it's all i can afford, bitch you don't have a a a a a a a pumpkin you're only a gord HERE'S A BUNCH OF SYNONYMS FOR PUSSY ABYSS, THE BEARDED CLAM BEEF CURTAINS BIRTH CANNON BLACK BESS BLUEBEARD’S CLOSET BONE YARD BUM FIDDLE BUTTER BOAT CABBAGE FIELD CAPE HORN CATCHER’S MITT CLOVEN TUFT COCK SOCKET COD CANAL COOTER CRADLE OF FILTH CREASE CROTCH COBBLER CUM DUMPSTER DEAD-END STREET DICK SHARPENER DOODLE SACK EEL SKINNER FANCY BIT FISH FACTORY FLAMING LIPS FLESH TUXEDO FLYTRAP FOOFY BIRD FUN TUNNEL FURBACK TURTLE GOLDFINCH’S NEST GOO POT GRAVY BOAT GRINDSTONE GUTTED HAMSTER HAIRY MANILOW (and a) HAPPY VALLEY HIDEY HOLE HOO-HA JACK STRAW’S CASTLE KNOB GOBBLER LADY JANE LAPLAND LOBSTER CLAW MADGE MAGPIE’S NEST MANHOLE MAP OF TASMANIA MARK OF THE BEAST MEAT MUFFIN MOOSE KNUCKLE MOTHER OF ALL SOULS MOUNT PLEASANT MUSTARD POT ORGAN GRINDER PECAN PATTIE PENIS PENITENTIARY PERIWINKLE PINK CANOE PUNANI PIPE CLEANER PRICK PURSE QUIVERING QUIM RED-HAIRED LASS ROCKET POCKET RUSTY AXE WOUND SACAPUNTAS SALT CELLAR SAUSAGE WALLET SCABBARD SILK IGLOO SKUNK GUTS SLOBBERING BULLDOG SMELLY JELLY HOLE SNAKE CHARMER SOUTH POLE SNAPPER SPERM HARBOR SPLIT KNISH STENCH TRENCH STICKY BUN SUGAR BASIN TAFFY PULLER TINKLEFLOWER TROUT BASKET TUNA TACO TWAT WAFFLE UNDER-DIMPLE VADGE VERTICAL GRIMACE VELVET GLOVE WEENIE WRINGER WHISKER BISCUIT WILLY WASHER WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS, THE YA-YA YEAST CAKE YONI YUM-YUM That's the whole list there isn't a z synonym for vagina. Thanks for listening here's the next track

AY CLEOPATRA (the kitten) U WANNA SPIT A BAR ON MY RAP MIXTAPE? (purring) AW THAT SHIT GOES HARD I'm like Rick Ross and HOVA cos i'm at a black bar mitzvah My flow went so fast, but i'm not black, this is JEWISH rap, yall caint handle that, i be spittin fire burnt u til y'all charred, oh did you mean that rap style was just TOO HARD? Netflix is my new middle name, you could call me Evan Netflix Cooper, with the fame yo i'm running the rap game, thought i was kinda lame, but now it's turnt around mayne turnt up im burnt up, my butter is all churned up, and by butter i mean word play thats the stuff that i say you know like my butter tastin good on bread, because that's just the stuff that i said haha (I'm kind of like pretty awesome basically If I had a superpower it would prolly be.... FLYING Because like, wizards kinda need to fly sometimes to avoid like, predators) Yeah Jewish rap, yall caint handle that, prolly thought i was wack, now i be totally comin back in the rap game stacks on a pack, max on a macbook, killed u with that hook, and i'm movin out straight into flatbush brooklyn, i took it, and booked it i shook it, cos i need it i'm heated the seat is for readin don't leave it for reasons unexplained for a REASON yea and i look like david bowie, don't u even know me, homie, u look like u runnin from the police nosy, cos you stick your nose in too much, and then watch real shit go down, and your cheeks get all blush r u in a rush MY RAP SKILLED CONNECTED, THE LEVEL SELECTED, A MILLION FAST RAPS FOR YALL, NEVER GETTIN ELECTED FOR PRESIDENT Im a resident, on a regiment i got extra cents and im giving em out for yall while i'm drivin a BENZ UNGH And I'm drivin on a Harley, chris farley, dana carvey, and bob marley AINT EVEN HARD 2 SEE That i'm the best beat the rest, going in, aint a test, i'm so blessed, because i have my best friend and i love him til the end (no homo) don't worry it was no homo i'm goin up this escalator, i'mma take out my calculator, count your points in my swagulator, i'm 3 hunna erry day, i'm poppin out the elevator, poppin hella paper, makin so much CHEDDA im gonna need a waiter for my mansion, got an expansion, of the ranch dressin, i'm not messin, i'm not gonna get dressed for a test i can simply profess than i am the best and i'm rollin with the realest, you feel this, it's eel bits, don't worry it's not real bitch, it's not real shit, i'm just trollin u whatchu gonna do when i come thru the rap game is TRU got twerk juice all up in my body shit goes hard makes me feel naughty Yo I gotta sit back for a sec, gotta crack my neck, chillin Yeah Jewish rap, yall caint handle that, prolly thought i was wack, now i be totally comin back in the rap game stacks on a pack, max on a macbook, killed u with that hook Never heard rap likes this before Jewish rap Shekels on shekels I GOT SO MANY SHEKELS I GOT 50 SHEKELS!!! 50, 50, 50 SHEKELS 50 Shekels bitch Suck my american dick

Yo shouts out to Callum Lowes Shouts out to David Vine Shouts out to all my British friends Shouts out to Britain in general Why are y'all tawkin like that i gotta take a cawse of ecktion i got an erection from all kinds of directions That's how how british people talk no i'm not tryna mock just being honest british people be on this Don't fuck around because I'm colombian and jewish Bitch you acting crazy but I thought y'all already knew this I'm more tough in my fingernail than in your whole body Your whole crew is shoddy takin shots at me ON that, B I be watchin SVU with my moms in the middle of the week Walkin like mean joe green and wearing sweatpants instead of jeans Its the middle of the afternoon, what am I doin, makin rap tunes, dunkin on wack goons THought you already knew this, but you new to this, i'm doing this, you ain't got ludacris??? 2 fast 2 furious, i'm past delirious, i'm overzealous, overwhelming, overachieving, oversmelling I haven't showered in 20 years, drinkin 20 beers, recording engineer, without any fear I would quit the rap game, if it didn't need to be saved, but i'm here to stay unless it's changed But for now it sucks, i'm the one who fucks with it, gettin it, checkin it, right of the set list Yo I know my friend Ethan isn't British but like shouts out to Ethan I drank too much orange soda, skated too much and broke my shoulda Now it's gettin colda outside seasons changed the summer died Power slide Eskimos don't mind the cold They got a tiny nose and TONS OF HOES I know that Callum Lowes got a bunch of hoes Because bitches on his dick Cos he look like Obama And he's white But he STILL look like Obama I played trauma center on my DS and I am the best doctor if i was really a doctor i would not get sued that's how good i am at saving the mood I'm a cool dude Smokin weed, drinkin orange soda, skating hard, bitches move ova cos u don't know what's happenin You know what it's time for all you other bitch ass rappers to move over for like 5 seconds Because I have to get in line. And I'm gonna show u a good old time. if you know what i mean. and you know what i mean. if you know what i meant. I GOT BRITISH BITCHEZ OVER HERE. ALL THESE BRITISH BITCHES ARE BRITISH I don't stop rapping for one second I'm never going to learn my lesson Can't trick me into undressing Been there done that ain't no confessing I have to rock now Ain't gonna flop now Bitches gonna drop now Into my lap now Please do not have a cow Please do not get too loud Please do not lie to me now Please do not fly to me now I wish I could fly I wish I could lie I wish I could live I wish I could die I wish I couldn't rap So that I could stop this But I must be on your lip Because you wanna cop this Long Island Police That was a pun My words are a gun And I'm rolling 100 blunts Drinking so much that I'm gonna puke This beat is the bomb I just fucking NUKED Money everywhere because I'm so rich But I spent it all because I'm a dumb bitch I don't ever want to be respected I just want to be killed in a fire

Back when I was younger, you could throw my wordplay in the dumpster I wasn't even doin rap, but still I wasn't no busta You could trust me, I been an OG since before you was born I'm not mediocre at all anymore, but I put the K in the Korn, the C in the Chord The E is for Evan, the G is for Greatness, and I'm actin natural, i'm actual, i'm real You want to stop me, but you can't flop me Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice So my raps get harder, Unto Cae beats take me farther Twerk juice, twerk juice, i don't have an excuse This ain't jesus juice, it's not abuse this is not a free plane ride or a cruise, this is just some twerk juice You know what's happenin MC COOP 2013 It's thanksgiving So you better start GIVIN CHHHANUKAH is on the same day as thanksgiving And i'm gonna start living And you wanna drop with me Because you know I am an OG Here try it, you just might like it, put it in your coffee, drop it in your eyelids I don't care, but you still wanna try it, i'm the gum devil bitch, i just killed u with a trident maybe too violent for y'all, i'll just twerk back a bit This is just a musical song, it's not a magic trick, just relax, kid, this music is sick I fucked up, roll the tape back, hop back on the magic stick I'm gonna show u a magic trick NO IM NOT im just gonna rap on a song and it's not gonna be too long JUST KIDDING It's gonna be taking up your whole life that's what it's gonna be If you thought that MC Coop was not the best Well then you need to get with the rest of the list of the best on my chest Im not wrestling I'm not doing that SHIT I'm just rapping and using my voice and my brain to come in, rhythm and.... It's insane how... oh my god there's a kitty cat on my lap now Oh man now I'm just FREESTYLIN now Cos i don't really care i just want the song to end Ahh there's TWO kitties on my lap now This is crazy man i don't even know what's HAPPENING right now man Oh man this is crazy These guys just wanna cuddle well I just wanna SNUGGLE I don't even remember half the stuff I just said cos I made it all up off the top of my head And I don't give a shit about yr fuckin bitch Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice If you got a cup, fill it up!! (with twerk juice) And then say "I have a cup full of twerk juice in my hand, and I'm drinking it and I don't give a shit cos I'm gonna twerk with my butt" Every time I try, try, try, try I don't like when I don't make anything happen to my life And everything dies around me It dies around me Yo you want to get to get some twerk juice. Well you know the address to get it. You want some of this...... I don't give a fuck about this shit. I just want to get fucked up on twerk juice. And guess what I'm doing? You guessed it!!! I'm drinking TWERK JUICe!!!!!!

IIIIIIIIM WAY 2 FUCKING SLY 4 U THAT U CAINT EVEN LISTEN MY NOISY RAP STYLES AINT JUST ABOUT TWERKIN ON U BITCHES SOMETIMES IM GETTIN NOIDED LIKE THE TWERK GAME AVOIDED SOMETIMES IM GETTING FUCKED UP AND DOING DRUGS UNTIL IVE HAD TOO MUCH STOP ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS ONE BUT ITS ABOUT A BOY WHO GOT HIS THROAT CUT WHEN HE KNEW TOO MUCH, SAID TOO MUCH LISTEN TO MC COOP'S MIXTAPE YOU MESSED UP yes. you fucker.

YEAAA ITS ALL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WE GONNA STOP THAT NOW WE GONNA SHOW U WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT YEAAA IM GONNA SHOW U SOMETHIN REAL SON SOMETHIN THAT U NEVER EVEN FEEL SON Yea. Are you ready for this? If you wanna know what is coming next, well, nothing else, this is the rest. This is the last song on the album, hope u had fun. Now it's over, go get urself a soda Because it's done that was fun for sure, I would know because I had fun myself (Sample from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lezEnYBpEtU )