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NEXT LEVEL
03:27
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Yo
Okay so basically it's like
I got a lot of shit to say and not a lot of time to say it
Because time is fleeting
We don't have too much time on this planet
We have to be respectful and real with each other
U feel me
I'm going in
Waking up at 4pm and I feel like I bumped my head
I'm still tired, falling back asleep
I could probably sleep for like a week now
I just wanna get back in my bed
Until I am dead
This shit is too trill for y'all motherfuckers to handle
Don't fly off the handle cos I'm not the first white rapper
To come after Eminem
There's plenty of them
Just look around
You'd be astounded by the ones
That you have found
Like the Beastie Boys, Lil Ugly Mane, Aesop Rock and El-P
I'm not mentioning Mac Miller or Macklemore cos they both suck
But anyways welcome to my rap mixtape
I hope you have a good time with my dope rhymes
My rhyme scheme is like a dream for the whole team
Sly Cooper
Yo we're doing this now?
Yo we're doing that
We're going on the next level shit like right now
Basically you heard me
We going on the next nevel
We go to the next level
MC Coop blowing up your systems up
Make it
Gonna fill a cup with some stuff
You don't even have to know what's in it
Gonna get fucked up
Right tonight
We gon party like it's 19999999999
Because it's the motherfucking future
2013
I hope I don't have to alert you
This is the future motherfucker
I'm not gonna fucking hurt you
You didn't just pick up a time capsule
This is what's going on
We got some shit with North Korea that's what's breakin' off
Don't worry about that shit
Just sit back, relax kid
You can calm down with me cos I'm too trill for this shit
I don't care about politics I just care about rap music
and I care about videogames
You know
Because
We got every life
I'm on that next level shit
I be on that next level shit
Like in a videogame when you progress to the next part
It's gonna be straight from the heart
Cos I don't have a soul
Where did it go? I don't know
Got that patron up in my system
Show you what you missin'
It's a little bit of XBOX 360 PS3
(Wii) playin' videogames all day
because we don't got shit to say
Yeah x4
WE GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK!!!!!!!!!!
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RAP GAME JOAQUIN PHOENIX
03:42
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Boppin' bitch wanna get on this dick
Only one at a time at a time ladies
I only have one to go around
But if it was any bigger it would be touching the ground
I'm not perverted but I'll catch you flirting with me
Because my style is so sexy
I just put on my cool shades
And I ride around in my escalade
Okay I lied, I just have a Kia Soul
It's green just like a soccer friend goal
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh soccer is a sport
It's kinda like football except that it's a sport
Sometimes when I think about sports, I get kinda bored
Cos I don't like sports
Sometimes when i think about hip hop
I think about science
But I don't work scientifically when it comes to hip hop
Like that boppin' bitch who wanna ride on this dick
Why don't you get me some ice cream on a popsicle stick
We can share it together, I don't care whatever
And in the winter, I'll buy you a new sweater
It's cool how some lines are kinda long
And other lines are pretty strong
But other lines, they're just so wack
But that's okay because I'm not black
You think this is easy? Well just ask Joaquin
Rapping is pretty hard, you'd see what I mean
Maybe I'll try acting instead
That might just be over my head
What happens when my acting career is dead?
What then? Do I just pretend?
Should I go back into the rap game?
Or is just something that's kinda lame?
Should I make of other kinds of music?
Should I do other kinds of stuff?
Here we go, here we go
I'm cute and I'm from tumblr so call me kitty pryde
You can tell I'm just like her from all my stride
And I'm that pretty mothafucka so call me Pretty Flacko
And my beats is tight and my lyrics may lack, yo
But the production is what's important these days
If you produce yourself, then it doesn't matter what the lyrics are
Music is music. Keep it real.
And be nice to everybody.
It doesn't matter who.
Just be a good person.
And everybody will treat you like one.
That's one thing that I've learned in life.
If you're good to everybody, they'll be good to you.
And I don't understand why you wouldn't want that.
Why wouldn't you?
That's what respect is all about.
Evan Cooper 2013. Or "Two Thousand And 13"
Peace y'all
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Okay here we go we're recording
Uh...
And then the beat kicks
And then we do that shit
Yeah we roll up in the club like the Jetsons
Cos we in the future now
Do that trill shit we talkin' about
Yeah I heard that shit on the radio! No homo but they pretty good lookin
I wanna kiss em (no homo still)
Yeah I wanna kiss em all on the lips
Yo lemme tell you bout this 1 time when I went to school who was lookin at me kinda weird then I looked at his beard and I went inside for a ride and it was all right so
Then we went out to Da Klub and I forgot my night light so then I started a riot and I don't wanna fight but if you got that knight, I wanna get a kite, and we can have some fun all right?
We can go outside in the sun and play all day without guns
We can always have good old fashioned fun
If you know what I mean
You silly old bean!
Yeah that was that some silly shit right there
That's why they call the funky shit
Well, not "they", just me; Evan Cooper. MC Coop.
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YO SUCK MY AMERICAN DICK
THIS BEAT IS SO ICEY COLD IM FUCKIN PHRYGIAN
ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE
LETS GO SWIM IN THE POOL
THE WATER IS FINE DUDE
YEAH ITS PRETTY COOL
I GOT MY MILKSHAKE SWAG ON A HUNNID
I BE DROWNIN, SHOUTIN FOR THE LIFEGUARD AINT THAT SOMETHIN
I DON'T SWIM I JUST DO ON A WHIM
IT MAY NOT IMPRESS WOMEN, BUT IM JUST TOO FLIMSY
YOU SEE ME SWIMMIN? NAH I AINT ABOUT THAT LIFE
I GOT TOO MUCH STRIFE TO BE FUCKIN YO LIFE UP
MAKE IT END UH
WATCH ME ROLL UP IN THE MERCEDES BENZ
HA JUST KIDDIN I STILL GOT THE KIA SOUL
I'LL MAKE U SOME SOUP WIT SOME ESCAROLE
SOME ESCARGOT YEAH THATS THE SNAILS
I ROLL WITH MY HOMIE GARY
HE SEAL THE DEAL
I DON'T WANNA TALK TO MUCH MAKE THAT SHIT SOUND REAL
IF I SAY TOO MUCH SERIOUS SHIT YOU CATCH THE FEEL
NAH I CAN'T SWIM I ALREADY SAID
I'LL JUST STICK A FOOT IN THE POOL OR JUST MY LEG
I WON'T GO IN WITH MY HEAD
THAT WON'T FEEL RIGHT
BUT WE CAN GO SKINNY DIPPING ALL NIGHT
THIS BEAT IS SO ICEY COLD IM FUCKIN PHRYGIAN (x4)
YEAH THIS IS THE PART WHERE I GO TOO HARD RIGHT IN THE YARD
SARD SORRY SIR GONNA NEED SOME ID IN YA EYESIGHT AT NIGHT WHEN YOU LIGHT UP THE WHITE STUFF
I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I BREAK YA FUCKIN JAW
THE LIPS COME OFF COS I PUNCHED YOU TOO GOOD
IM TOO HOOD LIKE I SHOULD DEAL WITH HATERS
GONNA BREAK ALL THEY LEGS AND CALL YA LATER
I GET RESPECT
U GIVIN ME CHECKS
RAP GAME RHYME SCHEME I GOT THAT IN CHECK
I GOT MOTHAFUCKIN CASH ON DECK
DONT TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW COS IM GETTIN IT IN
LIKE RIN TIN TIN OR THE ICE CREAM MAN
I GOT A WHOLE FAMILY BAND
I WILL COVER YOUR ENTIRE FACE IN SAND
BET YOU CANT KEEP UP, ATLAS SHRUGGED, AYN RAND
I THINK IM GONNA WIN THIS WHOLE THING
YEAH THE WHOLE RAP GAME
U WANNA STEP UP TO ME? GET DRAINED MAYNE
THROWIN COTTONBALLS UP IN THAT SINK
MY IDEAS SPREAD THATS WHAT I THINK
LETS GO BACK OUTSIDE
ITS COLD AS FUCK
MY LYRICS IS SO ICEY
CANT BE HANDLED BY A DUCK
THIS BEAT IS SO ICEY COLD IM FUCKIN PHRYGIAN (x420)
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THE LITTLE B [Skit]
00:07
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Yo bitch you wanna get smacked
Bitch I hit you with the snack attack
Stacks on deck
Racks on wrecks
Get respect
No disconnect
I hang up the phone before I come home
Drinking alone and then go back where I'm goin'
Home, that where I said I would have been
3 Hours ago back when I was getting it in
And by that I mean jokes
I was tellin old school like the fool that I am
Got a gun in my hand
And the gun is my mouth
I'll burn down your house
I spit fire and I don't even got a lighter
I'm a boss (x16)
I am very good at rapping I bet you've heard
I am also good at tapping guitar I'm such a nerd
Trap skills so dope better call me the new pope
Gonna climb a rope, then fall down and die
I'm not gon' lie, when you wearin that tie
You look like you wearin tie-dye like your eyes cry
and you sigh because it doesn't really matter what I'm sayin'
I'm insane in the membrane and my wordplay goes dumb
But you other rappers just suck on your thumb
I'm dapper as hell bitch can't you tell
I live in a cell and I like to dwell in a well
I look for coins, so I can steal your wishes
Then I can wish for fishes so I can eat some food
I'm in the mood for japanese or something you dig
I go ancient swag like the original gangster kids
Did you shit yourself? Your underwear's got skids
Yeah I told you I live in the future and also the past
My rap skills are so hot like sonic I gotta go fast
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CLOUD RAP IS REAL
02:29
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Yo cloud rap is real
This is the cloudiest rap ever I swear
I almost fell asleep this beat is 2 chill!!!!
You finna lay down and take a nap
Because your eyes are closing and your mind is blank
You got too high from smoking all that fuckin dank
And you better get still cos your body's floatin
And you feel like you're swimming in the ocean
But it's all cool my dude yeah it's all good
You could just bop your head just like you should
Your eyes are turning into the color of the air
Darkness all around, spirits everywhere
You're getting real paranoid, just listen to this song
I will calm you down
YEAH WE GOIN TO DREAMLAND NOW
YOU FINNA ASK ME WHEN DID WE GET HERE AND HOW
BITCH STOP TALKIN JUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D BE FILLED WITH HATE
I'M TRYNA GET U 2 LOVE EVERYBODY
EVEN IF THAT LOVE IS NAUGHTY
YOU TRYNA STOP ME?
U BULLWINKLE IM FUCKING ROCKY
I RUN UP THE STAIRS
AND THE MUSIC PLAYS
I RUN UP THE STAIRS
RUNNING UP FOR DAYS
WHEN I FINALLY WIN IT
THE WHOLE RAP GAME
U ASK HOW LONG I BEEN IN IT
I BEEN HERE 4 DAYS (years)
BY DAYS I MEAN YEARS
U BE FILLED WITH TEARS
UNTIL UR EYES START 2 BLEED
FROM ALL DAT WEAD
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(Deep voice) Uh (x4)
Got that whole crew
Nuelle show me whatchu gon do
Yea we comin thru
And I got love for that noise rock too
Chic'n'stu system of a down
It's 2004 again my friend
Let's have some fun, chew some gum,
Take some alka seltzer with some tums
For the next morning cos my stomach's gonna hurt
We're gonna feel like dirt
That's okay
Because it was SWERP the night before
Yeah just too cool for this fool
I'll tousle your hair while I catch the stare of some greasy motherfucker who prolly wants to die
No lie
I'll fuck him up before he can catchupwithsomeketchup
on my fries
At 3am
I'm hungry for blood yo
I'm a thirsty dude
I need some ice for my drink
I gotta stay hydrated so I can think
Then we can go ice skating at the rink
Hipster Hop Rock Star, System Of A Down,
I Don't Got The Time To Fuck Around With You Clowns,
Sittin On The Throne, Feelin Like A King,
But I Rock A Snapback, Wish I Had A Fucking Crown,
Not Givin No Sympathy,
American Gold, Singing My Country Tis Of Thee,
Sweet Land Of Liberty
I Think I'm Kanye, But I'm Quonte
Put On For My City, I'm In Mew Because Of Kitty,
& I'm Feeling Like Drew, Cause I Love My Drugs,
Got Sprite & Some Codine, Inside My Cup,
It's Time To Blast Off But They Show Me No Love,
& Yes I Sag My Pants Does That Make Me A Thug? (No),
(Ha), & I Murder The Instrumentals,
A Nigga Started Rappin, They Told Me I Had Potential,
I Kept That Shit A Secret, I Kept It So Confidential,
But Then I Got Cocky, Who Is Gonna Stop Me?,
Sounding Like Myself, Not A$AP Rocky,
Headin For The Top Muh Fucka's Wanna Block Me,
Gold On A Nigga, I Am Something Like A Pharaoh,
Sippin On Some Rum, Sayin Word To Jack Sparrow,
Dropped A Mixtape, Its A Classic, Classic,
All My Words Are Vivid like Colors On Acid,
Hatin On A Nigga Is So Tragic, Tragic,
Something Like A Nerd You Can Catch Me Playing Magic
#HYDU
Yo!!!!
I'm comin up so fast in the rap game
I'm comin up so fast you'll be like
Did something just pass by
Through my eyesight?
Like I just died inside a little bit
And then I cried, like...
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WTF LOOK [Skit]
00:10
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KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!!!!!
01:49
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Capital H to the E to the Double L O my flow is like oh no here we go another club banger rango the fuckin lizard gettin slizzard like a wizard on that next level shit. Do you want to get smacked in the face with my dick? I didn't think so. Better drink yo, cos you just lost the whole game which is your life. That Death Grip type beat gettin hyphy on that wifey you wanna be nice to me, because I'll end your life, B, faster than u can say 1 2 3 dead you're dead that's it you're fucking dead bitch there's your head on the floor next to my foot just kidding i won't fuck with you if you keep it real and everybody gots to keep it real at all times yo
I'm so fucking stressed and I think a lot about death
But we're having a good time so lets forget for a little while
Swagger money built up from nothing got something from nothing now ain't that something
I got so much money
I got stacks on deck
Yeah I already said
Bitch I fill your head
WIth these words, like the rule of thirds from photography
But with poetry yaaaa u feel me
You gots to keep it symmetrical!!!!!
You gots to keep it even!!!!!!
Keep it real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can't even stand it
How fuckin demanding
How rap music started
Now it's all fuckin dark shit
What happened to the chill times
When everyone was making chill rhymes
About making friends and getting together
Goin to thrift shop and buy a new sweater
You know me yeah I'm down for whatever
The sun is comin out, things is gettin better
2 trill 4 yall this life I live
This song is a gift for you, a gift I give
If I could kiss every single one of you, I guarantee I would
I am always scared of everything, I stay noided
I wanna talk the phone with my girl for like 3 hours
Like the melos boys said there's not enough powers in the day
But I'll never know with them, because of the way
The way they record
Get u with the sword
I'm a fuckin timelord
Man what am I gonna do
When someone's coming through
And they're gonna sue
Because I mentioned Doctor Who…cares
about that shit
I'm just too wicked
Like a wiccan I'm stickin' my dick in
Your fuckin mouth
That's what rap music is about apparently
It's not about friends and clothes
It's just about sex and drugs and money and ice
Cloud rap is real
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THE SAMPLER [Skit]
00:33
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Man, I don't got a lot to say
So you might as well just turn this shit off
What if I just ended it there? What if the rest of the beat didn't have any rapping?
I just stare at the camera in the music video for friggin 2 minutes!
2 minutes of just nothing. Just silence. Just nothing. Just nothing.
Lots of rappers repeat themselves but I got something.
I gotta tell you something that you never heard before
You know when someone says something and you never heard that shit before and you're like "Woah. I gotta go. Because that shit just blew my mind."
I just find that every time I have to rewind
Because everybody knows
I got the flow
Because when it's stick
And I gotta smack u in the face with my dick
But I won't do it
Cos I'm immaculate
I usually don't rap
I just play guitar
And i sing
Some folk songs
Yeah you wanna fuck with me? Well you gonna get smacked.
Yeah you wanna check the facts bitch.
Yeah you wanna get smacked up in yo eyelids?
Well I got the violins
Yo I can't make it so
I run the rap game
Aw shit
I run the rap game
And I'm kinda lame
But that's okay because I'm insane yeah since the first day
That I'm only ok
Well you know what that's what I say
You just gotta respect me cos I'm doin my own thang
I got my own lane
I'm insane
And I got some friends who would agree with that shit mayne
I gotta say the most raw shit
But I'm almost done with this album okaaaaayyyyyyyy?
Yeah I wanna roll with you
You wanna roll with me
Because I'm too cool for you, too old school for you
Yeah
We gonna barbecue
And we gonna get my dad too
WE GONNA GET MY DAD ON THIS BEAT BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!!
I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna get my DAD to rap on this album.
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