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2SLY4U

from 2SLY4U by MC COOP x UNTO CAE

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Yo they say that the intro is the most important part of a rap mixtape
Well I disagree
It's just another part of a rap mixtape
It just happens to be the beginning

Yo I'm 2 fly I'm 2 sly I'm.... I'm tongue tied
I got 2 rides nah just one
I'm just havin fun
I'm bar none
Best rapper alive
That may not be true
But what can ya do?
I'm makin party tunes
For the Tweens 2 play
But not anymore
It just won't stay this way
Gotta say some shit now
Before it all gets turnt around
I gotta speak on a different level
While still remaining trill as hell yo

(Kanye Sample)

Uh... when you hear my mixtape you gonna want a copy
But then you try rapping along and man u suck. u sloppy.
Like when you have sex
It turns out that I'm the best at that too
Because I do everything better than u (o shit!!!!)

MC Coop raps too hard you can't escape it
Raps too hard that you can't get away from it
Raps so much that you wanna touch your butts
From the floor to the ceiling
You got that feeling

Never get respected, plus I'm disconnected from the earth I'm the first person in the universe to be ratchet
I invented twerking
I invented Apple
I invented Snapple
I invented Snapchat
I invented Snap crackle POP goes the WEASEL
I invented an easel because I am an artist
I invented the tardis (so I invented Doctor Who)
It's what I do when I feel up to getting some tomfoolery done
I got a gun
No wait I don't
But I invented guns
I invented blunts
I invented weed
Because it's what I need
Because i can't rap unless I smoke weed

(Kanye)

I am much better at rapping than I used to be
Because clearly I've become an OG
I used to kind of suck but now I fucking rule
And all the other rappers stand by and just drool
They're watching me not fuck up
They're watching me and they're picking at their butts
Can't belive them can't deceive them
They used to be my pals but now they're picking their butts

Uh, if you are standing in the front row, put your hands on butts of the person next to you

Do it (x40)

Ahh you did it
Ah sick u put your hand on his butt
Sick

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from 2SLY4U, released November 27, 2013

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