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BRITISH BITCHEZ

from 2SLY4U by MC COOP x UNTO CAE

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Yo shouts out to Callum Lowes
Shouts out to David Vine
Shouts out to all my British friends
Shouts out to Britain in general

Why are y'all tawkin like that i gotta take a cawse of ecktion i got an erection from all kinds of directions
That's how how british people talk no i'm not tryna mock just being honest british people be on this
Don't fuck around because I'm colombian and jewish
Bitch you acting crazy but I thought y'all already knew this
I'm more tough in my fingernail than in your whole body
Your whole crew is shoddy takin shots at me ON that, B
I be watchin SVU with my moms in the middle of the week
Walkin like mean joe green and wearing sweatpants instead of jeans
Its the middle of the afternoon, what am I doin, makin rap tunes, dunkin on wack goons
THought you already knew this, but you new to this, i'm doing this, you ain't got ludacris???
2 fast 2 furious, i'm past delirious, i'm overzealous, overwhelming, overachieving, oversmelling
I haven't showered in 20 years, drinkin 20 beers, recording engineer, without any fear
I would quit the rap game, if it didn't need to be saved, but i'm here to stay unless it's changed
But for now it sucks, i'm the one who fucks with it, gettin it, checkin it, right of the set list

Yo I know my friend Ethan isn't British but like shouts out to Ethan

I drank too much orange soda, skated too much and broke my shoulda
Now it's gettin colda outside seasons changed the summer died
Power slide
Eskimos don't mind the cold
They got a tiny nose and TONS OF HOES
I know that Callum Lowes got a bunch of hoes
Because bitches on his dick
Cos he look like Obama
And he's white
But he STILL look like Obama
I played trauma center on my DS and I am the best doctor if i was really a doctor i would not get sued that's how good i am at saving the mood
I'm a cool dude Smokin weed, drinkin orange soda, skating hard, bitches move ova cos u don't know what's happenin

You know what it's time for all you other bitch ass rappers to move over for like 5 seconds
Because I have to get in line. And I'm gonna show u a good old time. if you know what i mean. and you know what i mean. if you know what i meant. I GOT BRITISH BITCHEZ OVER HERE. ALL THESE BRITISH BITCHES ARE BRITISH

I don't stop rapping for one second
I'm never going to learn my lesson
Can't trick me into undressing
Been there done that ain't no confessing
I have to rock now
Ain't gonna flop now
Bitches gonna drop now
Into my lap now
Please do not have a cow
Please do not get too loud
Please do not lie to me now
Please do not fly to me now
I wish I could fly
I wish I could lie
I wish I could live
I wish I could die
I wish I couldn't rap
So that I could stop this
But I must be on your lip
Because you wanna cop this
Long Island Police
That was a pun
My words are a gun
And I'm rolling 100 blunts
Drinking so much that I'm gonna puke
This beat is the bomb I just fucking NUKED
Money everywhere because I'm so rich
But I spent it all because I'm a dumb bitch
I don't ever want to be respected
I just want to be killed in a fire

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from 2SLY4U, released November 27, 2013

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