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OBESITY (REAL ISSUE)

from 2SLY4U by MC COOP x UNTO CAE

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Yo i'm pretty sure this song is the hardest thing I've ever rapped
It's just... It's just too fast....
YO SHOUTS OUT TO HAM KING
AKA BEST OF VINE ON THE APP CALLED VINE

(cough)
I love eating food when I get the mood
I'mma call my friends dude and eat chop suey and my raps skills is fluid
I'm doin it and I ain't even new, kid
I got ranch dressing for blood I can't get enough
I'm chompin peanut butter and fluff it's just the best stuff
I love ham and cheese honestly please I think I got a disease my food goes down with such ease
I'm eating everything ring dings twinkies and a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but I just think
I wish I were healthier but I try my best
I shove everything down like it's stuff I gotta ingest
I shouldn't eat it all, I gotta make a call
I'm feelin sick better reach my doctor for a test I hope there's no scantron with a procter
I was never good at that stuff and maybe it's why i'm so fat
I'm munching always out of stress But I digress
I want burgers and hot dogs and cheese and hot sauce
I want tacos and chickens and sushi and pizza
I want to eat an entire Bugatti even though it's not edible
I want to write a nonsensical book that isn't even legible
ANd then EAT it... And then I'mma eat that book
I'mma eat a book!!

yo If ur morbidly obese put ur hands in tha air
But if you don't have the energy then I don't even care
Just try your best and give me a grunt
You can beat the rest, an amazing stunt
Give me a moan, give me a cough
We'll eat soon when I get the feeing trough.
And I'm gettin pissed off

Because I"m clearly the best rapper alive
Doing mathy swaggy raps 12345
Off the top of my head
You'll wish u were dead
When u hear things that I said
Now get goin

Cos the flow off the dome off the top of this cranium i'm drinkin from the drain and i'm
sittin here with my thoughts spillin out down the main line of my divine
Sun which shines into my
Eyes and all that crap
Makes me wanna speed rap

U know that the latest I'm greatest amazing cant stop gettin famous cos my ratings amaze me won't save me the way that u hatin don't phase me cos the way that i'm stayin i'm 4 rilla not playin

yes I'm riding on a huge rhino with that sick line yo and I can't be stopped for a second so kids better be takin lessons from me right now. MC COOP

Flowin faster than u can say "what was that? like forreal what was that? that was so weird.... i'm really scurred"

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from 2SLY4U, released November 27, 2013

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