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RAP GAME JOAQUIN PHOENIX

from A SLY COOPER by MC COOP

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lyrics

Boppin' bitch wanna get on this dick
Only one at a time at a time ladies
I only have one to go around
But if it was any bigger it would be touching the ground
I'm not perverted but I'll catch you flirting with me
Because my style is so sexy
I just put on my cool shades
And I ride around in my escalade
Okay I lied, I just have a Kia Soul
It's green just like a soccer friend goal
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh soccer is a sport
It's kinda like football except that it's a sport
Sometimes when I think about sports, I get kinda bored
Cos I don't like sports
Sometimes when i think about hip hop
I think about science
But I don't work scientifically when it comes to hip hop
Like that boppin' bitch who wanna ride on this dick
Why don't you get me some ice cream on a popsicle stick
We can share it together, I don't care whatever
And in the winter, I'll buy you a new sweater
It's cool how some lines are kinda long
And other lines are pretty strong
But other lines, they're just so wack
But that's okay because I'm not black
You think this is easy? Well just ask Joaquin
Rapping is pretty hard, you'd see what I mean
Maybe I'll try acting instead
That might just be over my head
What happens when my acting career is dead?
What then? Do I just pretend?
Should I go back into the rap game?
Or is just something that's kinda lame?
Should I make of other kinds of music?
Should I do other kinds of stuff?

Here we go, here we go
I'm cute and I'm from tumblr so call me kitty pryde
You can tell I'm just like her from all my stride
And I'm that pretty mothafucka so call me Pretty Flacko
And my beats is tight and my lyrics may lack, yo
But the production is what's important these days
If you produce yourself, then it doesn't matter what the lyrics are
Music is music. Keep it real.
And be nice to everybody.
It doesn't matter who.
Just be a good person.
And everybody will treat you like one.
That's one thing that I've learned in life.
If you're good to everybody, they'll be good to you.
And I don't understand why you wouldn't want that.
Why wouldn't you?
That's what respect is all about.

Evan Cooper 2013. Or "Two Thousand And 13"
Peace y'all

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from A SLY COOPER, released April 20, 2013

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