Back when I was younger, you could throw my wordplay in the dumpster
I wasn't even doin rap, but still I wasn't no busta
You could trust me, I been an OG since before you was born
I'm not mediocre at all anymore, but I put the K in the Korn, the C in the Chord
The E is for Evan, the G is for Greatness, and I'm actin natural, i'm actual, i'm real
You want to stop me, but you can't flop me

Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice
So my raps get harder, Unto Cae beats take me farther
Twerk juice, twerk juice, i don't have an excuse
This ain't jesus juice, it's not abuse this is not a free plane ride or a cruise, this is just some twerk juice

You know what's happenin
MC COOP 2013
It's thanksgiving
So you better start GIVIN
CHHHANUKAH is on the same day as thanksgiving
And i'm gonna start living
And you wanna drop with me Because you know I am an OG
Here try it, you just might like it, put it in your coffee, drop it in your eyelids
I don't care, but you still wanna try it, i'm the gum devil bitch, i just killed u with a trident
maybe too violent for y'all, i'll just twerk back a bit
This is just a musical song, it's not a magic trick, just relax, kid, this music is sick
I fucked up, roll the tape back,
hop back on the magic stick
I'm gonna show u a magic trick NO IM NOT
im just gonna rap on a song and it's not gonna be too long
JUST KIDDING
It's gonna be taking up your whole life that's what it's gonna be

If you thought that MC Coop was not the best
Well then you need to get with the rest of the list of the best on my chest
Im not wrestling I'm not doing that SHIT
I'm just rapping and using my voice and my brain to come in, rhythm and....
It's insane how... oh my god there's a kitty cat on my lap now
Oh man now I'm just FREESTYLIN now
Cos i don't really care i just want the song to end
Ahh there's TWO kitties on my lap now
This is crazy man i don't even know what's HAPPENING right now man
Oh man this is crazy
These guys just wanna cuddle well I just wanna SNUGGLE
I don't even remember half the stuff I just said cos I made it all up off the top of my head
And I don't give a shit about yr fuckin bitch

Twerk juice, twerk juice, I'm drinkin twerk juice
If you got a cup, fill it up!! (with twerk juice)
And then say "I have a cup full of twerk juice in my hand, and I'm drinking it and I don't give a shit cos I'm gonna twerk with my butt"

Every time I try, try, try, try
I don't like when I don't make anything happen to my life
And everything dies around me
It dies around me

Yo you want to get to get some twerk juice. Well you know the address to get it. You want some of this...... I don't give a fuck about this shit. I just want to get fucked up on twerk juice. And guess what I'm doing? You guessed it!!! I'm drinking TWERK JUICe!!!!!!